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Kyle Rittenhouse's Mistress

by MC Tanuki

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I fuck Kyle RIttenhouse for money.




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Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Put my dick in Rittenhouse
Then my jizz came out of his mouth
Bitch was pissed he couldn't keep it down
So I slipped in his lips and I went to town

Just last month Kyle was bendin over
Textin an beggin me to be his lover
Showed up with roses and some Russell Stovers
Called my name just like his mother's

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is just a Nazi
But I shook up his testicles like playin Yahtzee
Took out a gun like he was in ROTC
Fucker frontin Fonz he wasn't even Potsie

Fucked that sissy outside and inside
My shit hit his lips and he's beamin with pride
Didn't expect a murderer to dick-ride?
He's got a gun case full of pills and KY

Uses black powder smoke for a popper
Cryin like a bitch when I be his topper
Pissed in his ass put in a stopper
He can go serve drinks to the local coppers

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse loves BBC
And he gets all his licks on my testes
I charge him money but I'd do it free
If he didn't insist on payin me

You might ask yourself why I wrote this song
The shit that he did was evil and wrong
And before this ditty gets over-long
Why don't we go to the chorus, just sing along!

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch
I'm his paid Mistress
Kyle Rittenhouse is my bitch

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released November 21, 2021

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Stephanie Baudelaire Olympia, Washington

mctanuki@gmail.com

MC Tanuki is a project of Stephanie Baudelaire which explores the darker side of Nerd Life.

mrspotatodick is her Queercore Riot Grrrl band. They do weird shit.

The Baudelaires is her family's musical collective.

Willard Buddy and the Big Shelton Smoke-In is a production of Stephanie Baudelaire. ... more

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